What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
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4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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