i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
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He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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