I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
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my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
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I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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