My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
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He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
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He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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