I wanna bring you to show and tell
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
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But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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