Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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