I can't breathe out the right side of my face
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Randomize