Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
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Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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