why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
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I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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