Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
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We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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