Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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