if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
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I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
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Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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