I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
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By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
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Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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