Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
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Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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