Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
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I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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