If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
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The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
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Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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