Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
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let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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