i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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