Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
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The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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