are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
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There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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