Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
she looked like the before picture.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
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pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
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Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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