Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
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he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
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I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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