I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
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We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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