just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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