How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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