Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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