If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
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am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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