i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
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When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
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I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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