Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
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"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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