How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
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You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
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Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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