just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
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She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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