Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
porn star boner night. come get it.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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