the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
her vagine was all disorganized.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
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I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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40s are totally the cure
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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