Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
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Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
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the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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