So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
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Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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