Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
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The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
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When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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