Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
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Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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