she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
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I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
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I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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