But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
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If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
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Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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