We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
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Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
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Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize