Need sex. Gaining weight.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
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Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
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the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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