She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
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somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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