I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
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There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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