Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
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Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
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I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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