Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
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I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
My dad just said "fuck circus"
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
The adults are the big ones right?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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