The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
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If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
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I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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