Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
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If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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