McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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