I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
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at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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