doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
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She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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